Miss Everything at Darryl Yap
BENTANG-BENTA ngayon sa mga netizens ang nakakalokang hirit ng online sensation na si Miss Everything sa isang Facebook post ng controversial director na si Darryl Yap.
Viral na ang pasabog na sagot ng content creator nang mabasa nito ang hugot ni Direk Darryl tungkol sa naging realization niya sa pagsagot at pagpatol sa kanyang bashers sa socmed.
Sabi ng blockbuster filmmaker, napansin niya na kapag “pure English” ang mga ipino-post niya sa Facebook ay, “Hindi ka nila ibabash.”
At nang makarating nga kay Miss Everything ito ay hindi siya nag-aksaya ng oras at talagang pinaandaran si Direk Darryl sa kanyang galing sa pag-Iingles na mali-mali.
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Hirit ng internet star, “Its about how are u to find out to deliver fluenticsm top create dictionarity words. You can also use ‘Corresponding words’ in posting.
“Instead of using Matter use Mother for example, ‘Whats the mother of my postingterm?’ Mother is the daughter of Matter, it’s a corresponding words.
“Am I Crystal clear? Thank me tomorrow,” ang hirit na pahayag ni Miss Everything kay Darryl Yap.
At tulad ng inaasahan, kanya-kanya ring komento ang mga netizens gamit ang sablay na sablay na pagsasalita sa English.
“Warning: Ang sakit sa ulo! Literal na nakakadugo ng ilong. Ha-hahahaha!”
“I must reality say that your founding titan grammaretism is the key to the heart of the pinnacle of the successfulnism to the fullest. Thank you Ms. Everything for sharing your wisdom tooth!”
Baka Bet Mo: Bwelta ni Mega sa nagpakalat ng balitang patay na si Fanny Serrano: Ang sasama n’yo!
“You are so full of wisdom tooth & knowledgeablelism raise to the power puff girls Miss Everything. Your mother tongue is very proudness of you. Hope you will get better as soon as possible.”
“Wonderful words. I’ve set an alarm to thank you tomorrow.”
“Bravo Miss Everything! Your brilliancy is beyond the universe and multiversity and I am very totally proudful to your great great grandmother answer. Everything is crystal clear from one to two business days. You are my inspirational altruism of my inner core. Hallelujah!”
“Your mindfullness is a very blessfull to the corresponding world. Your touchness richest the power bottom of our hurtful heart. You are a very imprison ferson to the highest level. Thank you for your mindful intectualism.”
“I agree! So spin a win….the corresponding word is greater than the merriam Webster. Meaning the mother is above the daughter of your grand mother. thank you today, now and forever, because I know how to uses the fluency and I thank you.”
“Even though you are poorest to understanding by physical and chemical change, I totally agreeable to what you delivery address on local and overseas filipino workers, thats what it mothers to you. Good luck more powerful to your armfit . Thank me now.”
“Ur braincells is very brightesm You are my Everything today tomorrow And forevermore my toes my knees my shoulder my head.”
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